Showing posts with label alaska. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alaska. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Want to know what cabin fever looks like?

The temp is currently this:


And Connor doesn't think much of being cooped up inside. We have no clothes for children at this temp for the very good reason that no one thinks that you're crazy enough to take children outside in these temps. Well, you go a little stir crazy being cooped up for so long...ummm, right, Connor?




Cross dressing takes up a little time...



Oh no, Timmy's trying to swallow his fist out of boredom! Oh wait, that's just a regular Tuesday!



And the cabin fever spreads to the adults...



Since the forecast calls for -60 and below this weekend, we'll have many more opportunities to find out just how wacky we all can get. If you hear something about naked people running through subarctic streets waving asparagus, that was NOT US!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Cold snap, Alaska-style

Alaska is a formidable place. As my girlfriend Breanne says, "People were NOT meant to live here." We've descended into a real winter wonderland nightmare this week with the temperatures plunging down to -40 and below and likely to stay there for several weeks. These kind of temps are just PAINFUL. Both literally and figuratively. Can you go out in it? Umm yeah. Should you? Ummm, no.

Especially when you've got small children. Unfortunately, small children are also the primary sufferers of cabin fever. Connor is extremely active -- during the summer we did not come indoors ever if we could help it -- and staying inside all day every day is not his idea of fun filled toddler days. No matter how nicely we kit out the basement (and it is pretty gucci if I say myself) eventually he will get bored and need some variety. But businesses and such close at these temps and even scuttling place to place takes a toll on a three month old. Sigh.

Think of us all trapped inside by a vicious toothy cold...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

Reason #637 Alaska ain't so bad

Because THIS is something you won't see here.



This is a pic I received in my email of a giant golden orb weaver spider in Australia eating a bird. Yes, a BIRD. That, my friends, is a bad ass spider. The type of spider that would be guaranteed to have some atrociously bad B movie starring John Goodman or Steve Guttenberg developed around it, the kind that would cause me to run shrieking in dog whistle-pitched manner if it were within a mile of me.

We get some spiders of course but most are smaller than your pinky nail and never seem ambitious enough to attack wildlife. We also have no snakes up here, which ranks second behind giant bird eating spiders on my list of "slithery creepy things the world could do without" list. Nine months of winter is almost worth the promise that I will never see a bird being munched by something that should only feature as a smear on my shoe.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Belated moose farting story

I found this post in my queue, and realized I completely blew posting it! It's funny (to my twisted little mind anyway) and so I thought I would share it with my blogger universe. This happened about four days before Timmy was born, which explains my otherwise inexplicable oversight...

Tonight I refilled the bird feeder. Now, I didn't know this; but apparently sunflower seeds are the equivalent of moose crack, because I barely got seated at the front window when a big old mama moose trots out of the woods with twin moose babies in tow, delicately nosed the top off the bird feeder (without even knocking it from the hanger!) and proceeds to snake a long purple tongue down in there to swipe up all the bird seed I was putting out for the migratory birds to tank up on.

I also did not know that sunflower seeds are the castor oil of the moose crowd. Only a minute or two later, she swung her butt toward the window and from a scant 18 inches away, farted loudly and wetly, spraying flecks of turd all over my front window. Ew is an understatement. She startled herself, jumped nimbly around to stare accusingly at me (apparently I MADE her spew grass-laden detritus out of her massive butt) and dropped an enormous steaming load directly under the feeder. That set off a chain reaction and both her twins felt the need to do the same under my pine trees. They trotted off after destroying my last remaining mulberry tree in the backyard. They are hungry this time of year!

Now I have three huge moose dookies and a goobed window to clean up. Once Charlie stops rolling on the ground laughing over my horrified expression, I'm sending him out there with a shovel, the hose and the bird seed. Yeah, laugh it up fuzz ball...we'll see who is laughing the next time the sunflower seed poachers come to town and crap it up again. I already pointed out that the turd flecks on the window are simply too high up for lil ol' me to reach -- moose butt is higher than you would think off the ground!

I am soooo glad I moved to Alaska!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Wilderness adventure

When people say you don't have to go far to be in the wild here in Alaska, they are not kidding. We decided to go for a walk last night, but Connor had different ideas. He wanted to go get ice cream at the BX, so we tacked on a drive out around the Bear Lake and Chena Lake road so we could see the Fam Camp and have a scenic drive. As we munched on ice cream cones, we rapidly found ourselves in quite the wilderness.

The drive we took borders the live fire range, but really all you see are these scrubby pines, boggy grasses and white birch, dense, stretching as far as the eye can see. We were grateful for four wheel drive at that point because the road was not the best with the thaw and recent rain.

Almost immediately we saw two moose enjoying all the melted rain and revived grasses. They both stood close to eight feet tall. That sure is an impressive animal...I'm not sure when the fascination is going to wear off with them. We pulled over and watched one closely (from maybe 20 feet away) while he/she went unconcernedly about munching a fair swath of new growth foliage. We decided to drive on, and after circling the Fam Camp -- it's not open yet, but the campsites looked very nice with some amenities like bathrooms -- we drove on to the Chena Lake campsites. Chena Lake stands about 12.5 miles from where we were...it's actually very close to North Pole, but the side closest to the base is still a controlled access area because of the range and base borders, so we drove with abandon. We got about six miles down the road when Charlie slowed and pointed out something largish trotting on the road.

It was an honest-to-goodness black wolf! It stood probably a little under three feet at the shoulder, so definitely large -- apparently Alaska gray wolves are some of the largest in the world because of the size of the prey they hunt, reaching an average of 140 lbs. The biggest one ever caught was in the Interior in 1939, and weighed a whopping 175 lbs! We pulled over to look at him and he slunk into the bushes and watched us as well from only about fifteen feet away. He was black with a goldish undercoat, and dull yellow lantern eyes. Both Charlie and I were just silenced by the wonder of it all -- how many people have seen wild wolves from that close? You could sense the power and immense wildness of the animal even from that far away.

I then of course said one of the dumbest things I have said in a long while, and asked Charlie if we shouldn't lock the doors. After he stopped writhing in uncontrollable laughter, he did indeed punch the lock buttons -- if that wolf had opposable thumbs, Charlie would have been very sorry for laughing at me! And yes, I realize just how stupid a question that was, but I justify it by thinking that any woman heavy with one gestating child and a chocolate-coated Connor bon bon in the back seat would have done the same thing surreptitiously.

We drove on, sighting Canadian geese, mallards, loons, an Arctic hare and some grouse along the way. We pulled up to a wide fishing ground on the Chena River, which was frothing and foaming energetically with all the snow melt and admired the view of the surrounding mountains and roiling river. There were warnings about salmon fishing from the spot -- apparently by the time the salmon reach this point they are tired and only have a few more hours/days to spawn and die, so they are distinctly untasty by that point. But rainbow grayling and trout are still tasty and very popular there, so Charlie made a mental note of a good fishing spot and vowed to return. We were going to get out and walk around a bit, but the large and importunate mosquitoes bumping aggressively against the windows were desiring that same thing and we hadn't brought repellent. Connor was still coated in ice cream detritus, so we decided not to serve him up for voracious insects as dessert.

On the way back we spotted another moose and more ducks, and kept an eye out for our wolfish friend, finally encountering him a couple miles from where we had previously seen him. He was trotting along the road, but hid in the nearby brush when we got close. Apparently the road was nice and pleasant to travel on, and he used the surrounding foliage for camo when necessary -- though really not trying that hard to hide. He was definitely not all that afraid of us. We sat for perhaps ten minutes til he got bold enough to venture out again and he came out on the road to investigate the car more closely, coming within ten feet or so, sniffing experimentally. He then slunk away, and loped gracefully along the verge and into the woods. How we wished for a camera! But since it was originally intended to be an ice cream outing, we hadn't thought to bring it. Damn and double damn.

Charlie pointed out that we were only four miles from Fam Camp at that point...it gave me shivers to realize there were predators of that power and size within six miles of our house. I know, I'm just sheltered...and probably far safer than I was in Las Vegas from human predators...but still, the fact that we could venture down a dirt side road and come face to face with a wild wolf was a bit startling and disconcerting all the same.

Humbling, awe-inspiring and exciting all in one...without ever getting farther than ten miles down the road from home. Alaska sure is incredible!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

My blogging disclaimer

After much trial and tribulation, we are all finally here and settled in the Interior of Alaska. Before I talk too much about our experiences here, I just want to say that I rather view blogging as a way to unburden my heart, air honest opinions and discuss whatever topics appear from the ether and descend into my not so formidable brainy mandibles. I am an Alaskan transplant, forced partly by choice but mostly by the vagaries of US Air Force to live up here. A blog is a handy way for my family and friends to read my humble interpretation of daily life here...it amuses them and me, and perhaps anyone else who stumbles along to this site.

That being said, I may occasionally say something negative...gasp, the horror!...about this fair 49th state. Oh dear.

So let's say you are a tourist, cruising the blogging world to get ground truth of a wonderful place you want to visit. You've read the books, you're all set for quaintness and dog sledding. Great. But my site is probably not the one you want for figuring out the best place to munch on sourdough pancakes or spot musk ox. I'm patently not a tourist, and I don't write like a tourist brochure. Feel free to read if I amuse you, and if I don't, cruise on...there's lots of lovely people out there aching to provide what you're looking for.

Or let's say you're a fervent Alaskan. You know you're out there, I've met some of you already. My hats off to you, my friend, I am already humbled and awed by the Last Frontier and vastly admire those hardy souls that have been bewitched by it. So have I, to a small extent. But please no flaming...my poor tender pregnant little heart can't take it. Occasionally I will have to whine about a 45 minute drive to a library or bookstore. I may, from time to time, bemoan the exorbitant price of a chain pizza. I even could, in the potential future, say with the utmost sincerity and respect that this place is frappin' COLD. So let's remember that this a lone little pregnant woman earnestly tapping away on a computer in a tiny North Pole apartment and keep this in mind before sending me angry little firebombs via the World Wide Web. "Love that comparison of the cold to witch's anatomy" notes are of course always welcome!

And my friends and family...I will try to paint an amusing and informative picture for you of life here "way up north where the air is cold." You military types will recognize the marching cadence. I am trying desperately to get some pictures (I never seem to have a camera handy when herds of gangly moose roam by!) and I will post them and my adventures thus far as soon as possible and hopefully keep them updated.

Toodles...